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Mama, help, mama, help, mama, help!

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I am standing here live
at the edge of the blaze line

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of the Mount Baldy rest area
with firefighters who have been

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up all night fighting a never ending battle

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against what is now called
the Furnace Creek fire.

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Since then, the crowds
have evacuated with fear

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of being trapped in the
wall of never ending flames,

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that is everyone except Mrs. Thornton,

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whose daughter got separated
shortly after the fire started.

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Mrs. Thornton, can you
tell us what happened?

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My husband and I set up
camp at the edge of the creek.

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When we woke up
around midnight to the smell

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of the approaching fire,
we immediately got up

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and looked to see the flames moving swiftly

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in our direction.

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My husband woke up our
daughter, scooped her up in his arms,

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and we darted through the
flames towards our vehicle.

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We didn't even have time to pack up.

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It was that sudden.

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Is that when you got separated?

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Yes, we were almost at our
Jeep when this burning branch

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just fell at my feet.

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It separated us from our little girl.

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Mama, help!

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And then what happened?

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My husband immediately
tried to jump over the flames.

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His pants caught fire.

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While I extinguished the
flames off my husband's pants,

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we waited for just a little
bit hoping she'd find her way

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back, but.

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We just keep hoping against hope

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that a miracle will happen.

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Faith!

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Mommy, mommy.

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Oh my God, Faith.

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Frich, get this, get this!

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Not them, him!

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I guess I'm having it their way.

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♪ Out in the woods where
the wild things roam ♪

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♪ There's a legend of a
burger not made at home ♪

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♪ A giant patty as big as a tree ♪

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♪ The Bigfoot Burger,
come take a bite with me ♪

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♪ It's got the sauce ♪

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♪ It's got the cheese ♪

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♪ You can't find it unless you believe ♪

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♪ It's not a myth ♪

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♪ It's not a dream ♪

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♪ Just a burger that's bigger
than you've ever seen ♪

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♪ Bigfoot Burger, what a sight ♪

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♪ A giant feast that'll last all night ♪

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♪ Lettuce, pickles, and buns so tall ♪

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♪ One bite and you'll have it all ♪

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♪ Bigfoot Burger tastes so rare ♪

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♪ Out in the woods, but it's everywhere ♪

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♪ The grill is sizzling ♪

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♪ Time to celebrate ♪

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♪ A burger so big can't fit in your plate ♪

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♪ They say Bigfoot made
it with hands so wide ♪

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♪ Now every hungry soul
has gotta come for a ride ♪

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♪ It's got the spice ♪

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♪ It's got the crunch ♪

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♪ A mountain of flavor in every punch ♪

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♪ Bigfoots secret is in that grill ♪

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♪ One bite and you'll
be chasing the thrill ♪

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♪ Bigfoot Burger, look what a sight ♪

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♪ A giant feast that last all night ♪

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♪ Lettuce, pickles, and a bun so tall ♪

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♪ One bite and you'll have it all ♪

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♪ Bigfoot Burger tastes so rare ♪

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♪ Found in the woods but it's everywhere ♪

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♪ Is it real or is it fake ♪

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♪ One thing's for sure ♪

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Hey, Gordon Ramsey, you
got my tuna sandwich or what?

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Hang on, hang on.

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I'm back here making Sasquatch stew

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and slapping together
sandwiches like a madman.

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Give a guy a break, huh?

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Well, it's not like you've
gotta go patch the fish first.

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Just open a can of tuna
and mix it with some mayo.

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Look, gorgeous, you know I love you,

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but I'm alone back here.

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I can't handle the volume.

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The boss needs to hire a new line cook.

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In the meantime, if it's so easy,

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why don't you make the dang
tuna sandwiches yourself?

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Okay, I will.

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Gimme a pair of gloves.

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Help yourself. ♪ Tastes so rare ♪

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♪ Found in the woods but it's everywhere ♪

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♪ Boogfoot burger, what a sight ♪

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Vwala, now watch my
sandwich making skills.

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Oh baby, I'm watching.

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I'm watching real good.

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♪ Lettuce, pickles, and a bun so tall ♪

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♪ One bite, and you'll have it all ♪

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♪ Bigfoot Burger, it tastes so rare ♪

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♪ Found in the woods, but it's everywhere ♪

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♪ Bigfoot Burger what a
sight, oh, what a sight ♪

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♪ A giant feast that'll last all night ♪

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♪ Lettuce, pickles ♪ - Done.

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Not bad, not bad.

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I think you should come back here

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and make all the sandwiches
from now on, actually.

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Maybe I will.

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♪ Bigfoot Burger, what
a sight, oh, what a sight ♪

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Geez, we're happy that
the restaurant is so busy,

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but it's much too busy
for three waitresses!

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Where's the boss?

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We need to tell him to hire more staff.

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Move, this nigga needs a drink!

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Bossman, hey, bossman, back there.

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We need more staff!

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Boss, we're thrilled that
the restaurant is popping

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like this, but every day,
it just keeps getting more

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and more unmanageable.

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Yeah, we just can't keep up.

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It's only noon and I'm already pooped,

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and I work the night shift and
we have a party of 25 booked

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at 9:00 PM.

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Look, I love making
300 bucks before noon,

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but at this rate, I'm gonna collapse.

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I haven't had a day off in three weeks.

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Oh no.

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Ladies and germs, in a
preposterous turn of events,

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Bigfoot is making headlines

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and raking in a whole
new kind of big business.

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That's right, folks.

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Our beloved elusive giant
has stepped out of the forest

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and into the limelight.

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It's been reported that Bigfoot
has opened a restaurant.

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Yes, you heard it correctly.

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The once mysterious creature
is now the talk of the town,

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and everyone seems to be
celebrating their burger joint

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affectionately named Bigfoot Burgers

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is taking the culinary world by storm.

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I mean, who wouldn't want
to sink their teeth into a burger

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with a dash of animal savagery, right?

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So there you have it, folks.

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Bigfoot is the new sensation,

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and it seems that everyone
from forest like and enthusiasts

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to premeditated foodies
is falling head over heels

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for the primordial legend
we all thought we knew.

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Stay tuned for more updates
on this utterly big news.

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Being from Beverly Hills,

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what do you think all the commotion

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is surrounding Bigfoot Burgers?

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Oh my goodness, it's not just the fact

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that Bigfoot's burgers
are just the most delectable

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hamburgers I've ever eaten.

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Tutles, he loves them too.

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Oh, Tutles, you little shitball.

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Oh, the nerve.

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Bill, wait, wait, wait, we
have one more, one more.

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Sir, what do you think all the hype

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is around Bigfoot Burgers?

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Is this thing on?

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Yeah, we're on Channel Six Live News.

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Oh. - So who are you?

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Hi, I'm Mick Mill, Attorney at Law.

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Are you a landlord
that can't seem to get rid

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of some deadbeat derelicts?

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Do you have crackers, junk
heads, and hookers playing poker

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for food stamp cards on your front porch?

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Well, today's your lucky
day, because I'm Mick Mill,

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eviction attorney at law and I specialize

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in deadbeat derelict.

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Now, sir, ma'am, I mean, ladies,

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what makes you two so gaga
about these Bigfoot Burgers?

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I didn't even think I liked girls,

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but I agreed to go on a date with her,

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'cause she promised to
take me to Bigfoot's Burgers

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and Babes, and that
date changed everything.

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Now we're married.

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Those burgers, oh, they just
stirred up something inside me

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and I realized what a sexually frustrated

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and bitter single Los Angeles
base heterosexual woman I was,

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and now I'm a happily married lesbian.

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Thanks, Bigfoot.

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Now, sir, what is it about these burgers

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that'll make you wait in
line for hours just to get in?

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Ooh, honey, now these are some burgers.

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I can't stand those big
breasted waitresses,

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but these burgers are so good.

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I just close my eyes
and say, gimme the meat.

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Hi, I'm Lila Lullaby here
live from Hollywood Boulevard

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with Margarita Fernandez from Mexico City.

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So why are you so obsessed
with Bigfoot Burgers?

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Wow.

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♪ Friday night lights and the cities glow ♪

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♪ Rocking that style from head to toe ♪

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♪ Strutting like queens on the avenue ♪

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♪ Every time, they say
there's something new ♪

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♪ Neon signs and high school shoes ♪

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♪ Comfort Inn, I can't lose ♪

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♪ Shine like diamonds in the night ♪

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♪ Look at my girls all shining bright ♪

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♪ Good girls ♪

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♪ Hair done, nails done, feeling right ♪

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♪ Taking good girls ♪

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♪ Looking good, girls, all in sync ♪

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Dude, this is one badass burger.

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Woo, doesn't all this
money make you so horny?

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Yeah, it sure does.

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I just wanna get naked and
roll around in all this cahs!

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And to think all of this is
possible because we decided

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to come sling burgers at Bigfoot's.

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Who would'a thought we
would have this much success?

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All this money, woo!

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♪ We're looking good, girls, tonight ♪

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And once again, gas
prices in LA have risen

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to an all-time high.

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At this Granada Hills
Kevron, regular is priced

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at $25 and 49 cents per gallon.

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That's up 69 cents from just yesterday.

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This rapid inflation is
really eating Angelinos

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where it hurts, and although
unemployment is at 0.5%,

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experts still predict
that a recession is right

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around the corner.

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This is Lala Lullaby
reporting from Granada Hills.

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Back to you in the studio, Craig.

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If you have plans
to attend music festival

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here on New Year Eve,
there's one band says they're no

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longer performing.

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Why is it so slow?

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The economy in
this town is in the toilet.

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That's why no one wants to
spend $30 on a hamburger,

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But they're really, really good burgers,

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and for the penny pinchers,

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we have cheaper stuff on the menu too.

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Cheaper, not cheap, babe.

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Nothing in this town is cheap lately.

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Plus, with the price of
gas going up every day,

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people just wanna stay home,
conserve energy so they can get

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to work the next day.

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But wages are up or
that's like what they said

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on the news.

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But what does that
matter if inflation is upper?

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I just think people
don't want to eat out.

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They'd rather buy their
burger patties in bulk

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at the big box store and
cook 'em up at home.

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Yeah, I can understand
that, but this is the fourth day

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in a row with no customers.

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Well, we do got one customer at least.

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Oh!

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He's such a lousy tipper
he doesn't even count.

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You know what?

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That's why we gotta do something extra

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to bring in the customers.

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We gotta make them feel
like they're getting more

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for their money than being served

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00:13:38,923 --> 00:13:43,135
by the sexiest bitches on the
planet and a Bigfoot sighting.

254
00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:46,095
Oh my higher power, turn that up.

255
00:13:47,781 --> 00:13:51,948
Hi, I'm Ashley Autumn,
and yes, I am that bitch.

256
00:13:53,847 --> 00:13:58,847
I'm the bitch that said I had
Bigfoot's baby just for clout.

257
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:02,999
Now I want everyone
to know I didn't do that

258
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,904
'cause I am into that sort of thing.

259
00:14:05,905 --> 00:14:07,614
That's really gross.

260
00:14:09,293 --> 00:14:13,710
Like, ew, I did it because I
wanted to become famous,

261
00:14:16,978 --> 00:14:20,562
and now I have my very own reality show.

262
00:14:20,563 --> 00:14:24,022
It's called Big Feet, Big, Dot, Dot, Dot,

263
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:31,129
and you can keep up with me, Ashley Autumn,

264
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:35,120
while I learn new and
interesting hobbies, like cooking

265
00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:39,033
and baking, becoming a yoga instructor,

266
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:43,558
and even running for
president of the United States.

267
00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:46,910
So tune in at 8:00 PM on Wednesdays,

268
00:14:46,911 --> 00:14:51,036
and you can keep up with
me, Ashley Autumn, ciao.

269
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,102
Hey, hey, hey, I was watching that.

270
00:14:58,091 --> 00:15:01,166
Funny how a few months ago
we thought she was the dummy

271
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,366
for not wanting to get in
on this burger slinging joint

272
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:04,478
with us.

273
00:15:04,479 --> 00:15:06,976
Wonder how much she's
getting paid for that show?

274
00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:09,697
Definitely more than what she's worth,

275
00:15:09,698 --> 00:15:11,628
Ladies, at this point, I
think that we should call her

276
00:15:11,629 --> 00:15:13,172
and try to get on the show.

277
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:17,337
I've only made eight bucks
in tips over the last two weeks.

278
00:15:17,338 --> 00:15:18,933
Oh, I tried that already.

279
00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:21,165
Bitch changed her number.

280
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:25,573
She ain't taking our calls no
more now that she's famous.

281
00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:26,662
That ho.

282
00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:29,110
Oh my Lord, that's it.

283
00:15:29,111 --> 00:15:29,943
What's it?

284
00:15:29,944 --> 00:15:31,355
Famous.

285
00:15:31,356 --> 00:15:32,188
Huh?

286
00:15:32,189 --> 00:15:34,036
You ain't making no sense, hun.

287
00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:36,455
I think sudden poverty
might be getting to you.

288
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:40,733
No, no, Ladies, we need
to have a brainstorm session.

289
00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:41,566
I'm out.

290
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,215
I hate storms.

291
00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:47,536
They're so dangerous,
especially now with global warming.

292
00:15:47,537 --> 00:15:49,804
Excuse me?

293
00:15:49,805 --> 00:15:51,706
So you hate my name too?

294
00:15:51,707 --> 00:15:54,775
My dead Great Aunt Spincer
Sally gave me my name.

295
00:15:54,776 --> 00:15:57,925
No, no, Stormy, we're
not talking about your name.

296
00:15:57,926 --> 00:16:01,901
Stormy is such a beautiful
name, isn't that right?

297
00:16:01,902 --> 00:16:05,177
And Chrissy, we're not
talking about a weather storm

298
00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:06,808
like rain or snow.

299
00:16:06,809 --> 00:16:10,026
We're talking about a brainstorm.

300
00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:13,995
Okay, that actually sounds way worse,

301
00:16:13,996 --> 00:16:16,037
downright disgusting even.

302
00:16:16,038 --> 00:16:18,549
No, no, no, no, Chrissy,

303
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:21,066
she ain't talking about like a storm

304
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,677
with brains flying everywhere.

305
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,280
Ooh, that would be super gross.

306
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:28,300
She's talking about like we sit down

307
00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:31,385
and come up with an idea
to get this place going again,

308
00:16:31,386 --> 00:16:32,332
right Dex?

309
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,446
Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

310
00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:37,642
But isn't that the boss' job?

311
00:16:47,909 --> 00:16:52,168
Yeah, I think our boss is
just a tad bit preoccupied

312
00:16:52,169 --> 00:16:53,627
at the moment.

313
00:16:53,628 --> 00:16:57,077
Ladies, it's gonna be up to
us to do the brainstorming.

314
00:16:57,078 --> 00:17:00,872
So we do or we don't have
to go out chasing storms.

315
00:17:00,873 --> 00:17:02,733
Chrissy, focus.

316
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:06,333
This isn't about storms,
like .

317
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:09,286
This is about thinking with our brains.

318
00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:11,799
We gotta come up with an idea
to save this damn restaurant,

319
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,800
or we're gonna be on food stamps.

320
00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:15,992
Actually, it's called EBT.

321
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:19,195
It's a debit card, and you
can buy sushi at Whole Foods,

322
00:17:19,196 --> 00:17:20,239
just FYI.

323
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,199
Oh, whatever, EBT, TBD, TMI, WYD.

324
00:17:24,654 --> 00:17:28,965
We are all gonna be B-R-O-K-E, broke,

325
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,543
if we don't come up with an idea

326
00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:32,311
to get this place going again.

327
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,943
I don't want to be broke.

328
00:17:33,944 --> 00:17:35,276
That would mean I would have to go back

329
00:17:35,277 --> 00:17:39,402
to my old sugar daddy,
and he smells like onions.

330
00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:43,053
None of us want that for you.

331
00:17:43,054 --> 00:17:45,819
Now Dex, you said something about famous?

332
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:46,774
Yes, that's right.

333
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,123
That's it.

334
00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:48,976
What's it?

335
00:17:48,977 --> 00:17:50,380
The solution.

336
00:17:50,381 --> 00:17:51,461
To what?

337
00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:53,653
The restaurant.

338
00:17:53,654 --> 00:17:54,801
What about the restaurant?

339
00:17:54,802 --> 00:17:59,844
OMG Chrissy, we gotta
save this gosh darn restaurant.

340
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,884
If it keeps being is dead,
we are gonna lose our jobs.

341
00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:06,085
Oh yeah, I don't want that,

342
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,529
'cause then I would have
to go back to my old...

343
00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:09,653
- Back to your sugar daddy.
- Back to your sugar daddy.

344
00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:11,795
We know. - We know.

345
00:18:11,796 --> 00:18:13,216
So what are we gonna do about it?

346
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,219
Yeah, what are we gonna do about it?

347
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,451
I know.

348
00:18:16,452 --> 00:18:19,072
We're gonna get a famous celebrity to come

349
00:18:19,073 --> 00:18:22,472
into the restaurant, and that
will bring in the customers.

350
00:18:22,473 --> 00:18:24,695
Yes, oh,

351
00:18:24,696 --> 00:18:27,615
people love celebrity, yes.

352
00:18:27,616 --> 00:18:30,117
I'm sure if we got a celebrity
to make an appearance,

353
00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:32,137
the customers would come back.

354
00:18:32,138 --> 00:18:34,517
So do we know any celebrities?

355
00:18:34,518 --> 00:18:36,143
Oh, I heard that.

356
00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:38,298
You might know me.

357
00:18:38,299 --> 00:18:40,006
I'm Jim Wynorski.

358
00:18:40,007 --> 00:18:45,049
I'm a famous movie director,
and I know plenty of celebs.

359
00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:50,178
A limo here in my pocket.

360
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:53,708
All right, I'm gonna go.

361
00:18:55,474 --> 00:18:58,736
Oh my God, no, no,
no, no, come on, ladies.

362
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,696
Seriously, let's think.

363
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:03,903
Chrissy, do you know anybody,

364
00:19:03,904 --> 00:19:05,693
maybe somebody you've dated?

365
00:19:05,694 --> 00:19:08,906
Well, I did date Alex Trebek.

366
00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:10,636
The one from Jeopardy?

367
00:19:10,637 --> 00:19:12,423
Girl, he's dead.

368
00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:14,577
They named a street after him.

369
00:19:14,578 --> 00:19:16,453
Oh shoot, oh my God.

370
00:19:18,196 --> 00:19:19,696
He was a good guy.

371
00:19:20,645 --> 00:19:23,395
Canadian, but he was a nice dude.

372
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,621
Think, Chrissy.

373
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,296
Use your noggin.

374
00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:37,585
God, you guys, how do
you expect my brain to function

375
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:41,545
at all with all these
gross distracting noises?

376
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:46,831
You got a point?

377
00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:48,213
Let's fix it.

378
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,764
Okay, Chrisy, it's quiet out here.

379
00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:08,916
Now can you think?

380
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,971
No, I can't think properly
without my vape pen.

381
00:20:11,972 --> 00:20:13,431
I'll go get it.

382
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:22,977
Oh no, this is the blueberry one.

383
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:26,435
I wanted my passion fruit one.

384
00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:27,371
Okay, enough.

385
00:20:27,372 --> 00:20:29,455
The blueberry vape is the vape you got.

386
00:20:29,456 --> 00:20:32,128
So the blueberry vape is
the vape you're gonna suck.

387
00:20:32,129 --> 00:20:34,254
Go ahead, take a big hit.

388
00:20:36,578 --> 00:20:39,220
Oh yeah, this will do just fine.

389
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:42,404
I forgot this one as the THCGs.

390
00:20:42,405 --> 00:20:44,648
Thank you, Jesus, for THC.

391
00:20:44,649 --> 00:20:46,231
It's the only thing keeping anyone

392
00:20:46,232 --> 00:20:49,003
in this rapidly downward,
spiraling metropolis,

393
00:20:49,004 --> 00:20:52,185
that it's an apply called
City of Angels saying.

394
00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:55,973
Hmm, Amen, the LA city
should really be renamed the city

395
00:20:55,974 --> 00:20:58,258
of inequality and injustice.

396
00:20:58,259 --> 00:20:59,091
Thanks, Sherlock.

397
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,166
You're just now figuring that out?

398
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,886
Actually, it took me being broke to know,

399
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,523
but let's not get negative.

400
00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:07,657
Let's work into the solution.

401
00:21:07,658 --> 00:21:11,050
Right, right, now,
Chrissy, can you think?

402
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:13,631
Oh yeah, my mind is free and clear now.

403
00:21:13,632 --> 00:21:15,674
I dated Henry Weinstein.

404
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:17,833
Oh, how old are you?

405
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:18,837
I mean, you know what?

406
00:21:18,838 --> 00:21:20,130
I hate that I even asked that.

407
00:21:20,131 --> 00:21:22,184
Girl, he's still in prison.

408
00:21:22,185 --> 00:21:23,487
Girl, he's dead.

409
00:21:23,488 --> 00:21:25,349
His cellmate took him out with a shank made

410
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,255
of hot Cheetos and a toothbrush.

411
00:21:27,256 --> 00:21:31,724
Oh good, I never liked
that asshole anyways.

412
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,978
Girl, he ain't dead yet.

413
00:21:33,979 --> 00:21:36,400
They actually tried and
convicted him a few minutes back

414
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:37,582
here in LA.

415
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,708
He got an extra 16 years.

416
00:21:40,787 --> 00:21:43,851
He's actually located at the Twin Towers.

417
00:21:43,852 --> 00:21:47,691
So if any of you old
school convicts would like

418
00:21:47,692 --> 00:21:51,056
to help us girls out and beat his ass,

419
00:21:51,057 --> 00:21:53,432
his name is Henry Weinstein,

420
00:21:54,294 --> 00:21:58,544
and his booking number is
45678933 Henry Weinstein.

421
00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:03,657
He looks like a troll, and
please contact me via kickcock

422
00:22:03,658 --> 00:22:08,176
for a picture and a more
accurate description.

423
00:22:08,177 --> 00:22:11,090
Dex, prisoners don't have kick cock.

424
00:22:11,091 --> 00:22:11,923
All prisoners - All prisoners

425
00:22:11,924 --> 00:22:13,600
have kick cock. - have kick cock.

426
00:22:13,601 --> 00:22:16,299
That's how I met my boyfriend.

427
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:20,868
Hashtag prison cock.

428
00:22:20,869 --> 00:22:23,706
Anyways, girl, I know
Weinstein isn't dead yet.

429
00:22:23,707 --> 00:22:26,263
I was just speaking it into existence.

430
00:22:26,264 --> 00:22:28,388
Everyone could do without his presence.

431
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:31,071
Girl, I'm all about
the death of Weinstein,

432
00:22:31,072 --> 00:22:35,157
'cause with his perverted
ass still around, no one is safe.

433
00:22:35,158 --> 00:22:37,170
So is Henry dead or in prison?

434
00:22:37,171 --> 00:22:39,108
I'm super confused right now.

435
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:43,484
Girl, you're always confused,
but he's not dead yet,

436
00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:47,354
but maybe.

437
00:22:47,355 --> 00:22:50,858
By the time this stupid movie comes out,

438
00:22:50,859 --> 00:22:52,760
he will be. - He will be.

439
00:22:56,936 --> 00:22:59,794
So let's talk about
somebody that's not dead

440
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,337
and not in prison.

441
00:23:03,535 --> 00:23:06,102
Oh, I dated Barack
Obama.

442
00:23:06,103 --> 00:23:09,643
What, Barack Obama? - What, Barack Obama?

443
00:23:09,644 --> 00:23:12,384
Like Michelle's husband, Barack Obama?

444
00:23:12,385 --> 00:23:14,763
Yes, that Barack Obama.

445
00:23:14,764 --> 00:23:16,242
I call him Barry, though.

446
00:23:16,243 --> 00:23:17,655
Everybody does.

447
00:23:17,656 --> 00:23:20,074
So when did you date Barry, Chrissy?

448
00:23:20,075 --> 00:23:20,996
Oh, don't worry.

449
00:23:20,997 --> 00:23:22,700
It was before Michelle.

450
00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:24,676
It was while he was at Harvard Law School.

451
00:23:24,677 --> 00:23:26,381
He was in one of my classes.

452
00:23:26,382 --> 00:23:28,381
You went to Harvard Law?

453
00:23:28,382 --> 00:23:29,925
Don't, just don't.

454
00:23:29,926 --> 00:23:30,951
Don't even ask.

455
00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:32,898
Just let it go. - Okay, okay.

456
00:23:32,899 --> 00:23:35,314
Back to the business of Barack at hand.

457
00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:37,235
So what corporate big wig

458
00:23:37,236 --> 00:23:39,393
or government shark are you gonna call?

459
00:23:39,394 --> 00:23:41,957
I'm gonna call Barry, I mean Obama,

460
00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:45,402
or I'm gonna call my ex-boyfriend, Barack.

461
00:23:45,403 --> 00:23:48,278
Brilliant idea. - Brilliant idea.

462
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:51,925
Maybe take out your phone.

463
00:23:51,926 --> 00:23:56,122
Okay, I'm lying.

464
00:23:56,123 --> 00:23:57,915
I never dated Barack.

465
00:23:58,874 --> 00:24:03,365
I just really, really,
really, really want to.

466
00:24:03,366 --> 00:24:05,570
Chrissy, you've gotta stop

467
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:07,946
with these delusional fantasies.

468
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,621
Come on, get it together.

469
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:12,231
Now, who do you know that is famous?

470
00:24:12,232 --> 00:24:13,957
Come on, bitch.

471
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:16,083
I dated Roman Polowski.

472
00:24:17,578 --> 00:24:20,041
He's in exile in France.

473
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,198
Actually, he's wanted by Interpol.

474
00:24:21,199 --> 00:24:22,774
So he's no used to us either.

475
00:24:22,775 --> 00:24:24,621
I dated Bernie Madoff.

476
00:24:24,622 --> 00:24:25,761
OMG.

477
00:24:25,762 --> 00:24:27,649
Bernie Madoff?

478
00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:29,815
Feeling the burn, Bernie,

479
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:33,108
like I'm a democratic socialist Bernie?

480
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:39,465
No, girl, you're talking
about Bernie Sanders.

481
00:24:39,466 --> 00:24:41,258
Oh yeah, you right.

482
00:24:42,139 --> 00:24:44,203
You dated Bernie Sanders.

483
00:24:44,204 --> 00:24:46,034
I love that dude.

484
00:24:46,035 --> 00:24:49,654
Girl, everybody loves that
dude, except for the DNC,

485
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,329
those idiots.

486
00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:53,484
That's why we ended up with Trump,

487
00:24:53,485 --> 00:24:55,844
and then they weaseled
Hillary onto the ballot

488
00:24:55,845 --> 00:24:57,826
and they screwed Bernie.

489
00:24:57,827 --> 00:25:00,566
Shit, I'd screw Bernie.

490
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:03,134
He's an old man, but he's the real deal.

491
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:05,328
He passes the wokeness litmus test.

492
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:06,406
He could get it.

493
00:25:06,407 --> 00:25:08,195
How is he in bed?

494
00:25:08,196 --> 00:25:10,763
So you dated Bernie Sanders?

495
00:25:10,764 --> 00:25:13,048
All of a sudden, I'm so confused.

496
00:25:13,049 --> 00:25:14,462
Was it during his campaign?

497
00:25:14,463 --> 00:25:15,894
Because he really
doesn't seem like the type

498
00:25:15,895 --> 00:25:18,998
to cheat on his wife, but
he was a hippie in his sixties.

499
00:25:18,999 --> 00:25:20,699
So you know, free love and all that.

500
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:22,643
No, not Sanders.

501
00:25:22,644 --> 00:25:26,539
I don't even know Colonel
Sanders, and I hate fried chicken,

502
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:28,629
So that wouldn't be a match anyway.

503
00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:30,505
I dated Bernie Madoff.

504
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,096
Wall Street swindler Bernie Madoff?

505
00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:36,728
The worst father of the
millennium Bernie Madoff?

506
00:25:36,729 --> 00:25:39,881
Best friend and advisor
to the SEC who fleeced half

507
00:25:39,882 --> 00:25:42,167
of Manhattan Bernie Madoff?

508
00:25:42,168 --> 00:25:43,897
Yes, that Bernie Madoff.

509
00:25:43,898 --> 00:25:45,219
Girl, he's dead.

510
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:48,096
Oh, maybe that's why he
hasn't been sending me money

511
00:25:48,097 --> 00:25:50,215
for the past decade or so.

512
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,208
I was wondering about that.

513
00:25:52,209 --> 00:25:54,109
Funny how I think it's something about me

514
00:25:54,110 --> 00:25:56,629
but really, it has nothing
to do with me at all.

515
00:25:56,630 --> 00:25:58,104
I thought he stopped sending me money

516
00:25:58,105 --> 00:26:00,911
because he didn't like me anymore.

517
00:26:00,912 --> 00:26:04,165
Girl, I'm sure that psychopathic
swindler just loves you

518
00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,466
from his prison cell.

519
00:26:05,467 --> 00:26:08,421
Oh, I'm sorry, from his
coffin that's six feet under.

520
00:26:08,422 --> 00:26:11,104
Oh, okay, well, that
makes me feel better at least.

521
00:26:11,105 --> 00:26:12,484
Okay, forget about the guys.

522
00:26:12,485 --> 00:26:15,115
Do you know any famous female celebrities?

523
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,435
I know Martha Stewart.

524
00:26:16,436 --> 00:26:18,344
Oh, could she bring Snoop Dogg?

525
00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:20,970
No, contrary to popular opinion,

526
00:26:20,971 --> 00:26:22,963
they don't kick it like
that outside of works.

527
00:26:22,964 --> 00:26:25,402
Yeah, you know, as
for the excitement factor,

528
00:26:25,403 --> 00:26:27,564
I don't really feel Martha would be...

529
00:26:27,565 --> 00:26:30,761
Oh, I know, I know Becky Lebow.

530
00:26:30,762 --> 00:26:32,958
Who's Becky Lebow? - Who's Becky Lebow?

531
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:37,990
She starred in the
Blockbuster hit Dinosaur Island.

532
00:26:37,991 --> 00:26:42,017
- Oh, that Becky Lebow.
- Oh, that becky Lebow.

533
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:43,411
She's a babe.

534
00:26:43,412 --> 00:26:44,493
How do you know her?

535
00:26:44,494 --> 00:26:46,606
We used to have the same sugar daddy.

536
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:48,941
Duh, they have the same sugar daddy.

537
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,638
That's great news.

538
00:26:50,639 --> 00:26:51,533
Well, hit her up.

539
00:26:51,534 --> 00:26:53,996
Let's get this party started.

540
00:26:53,997 --> 00:26:58,933
Hey, hey, hey.

541
00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:02,893
Come on, let's go tell
the boss we have a plan.

542
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,530
♪ Walk in like a thunderstorm ♪

543
00:27:07,531 --> 00:27:10,352
♪ Lightning in my face,
yeah, I break the norm ♪

544
00:27:10,353 --> 00:27:12,506
♪ Eyes only, feel the pressurize rise ♪

545
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:15,198
♪ You can't look away, don't eve try ♪

546
00:27:15,199 --> 00:27:16,345
♪ Better close your doors ♪

547
00:27:16,346 --> 00:27:17,609
♪ Better clear the way ♪

548
00:27:17,610 --> 00:27:18,825
♪ I don't play nice ♪

549
00:27:18,826 --> 00:27:19,926
♪ I don't obey ♪

550
00:27:19,927 --> 00:27:21,704
♪ You know my name,
yeah, you heard the talk ♪

551
00:27:21,705 --> 00:27:24,768
♪ Now you watch me turn in up a notch ♪

552
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:26,507
♪ Here comes trouble ♪

553
00:27:26,508 --> 00:27:29,481
♪ Better step aside ♪

554
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:34,197
♪ Once fucking I ignite the night ♪

555
00:27:34,198 --> 00:27:36,231
♪ I don't follow ♪

556
00:27:36,232 --> 00:27:38,745
♪ I make my own rules ♪

557
00:27:38,746 --> 00:27:43,788
♪ Want to role with me,
gotta break 'em too ♪

558
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:49,337
♪ Yeah, you know my name ♪

559
00:27:49,338 --> 00:27:52,373
♪ Set the world in flames ♪

560
00:27:52,374 --> 00:27:57,416
♪ Can't control, no, I can't be tamed ♪

561
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:05,389
♪ Yeah, be tamed ♪

562
00:28:08,082 --> 00:28:10,132
♪ Too loud, too wild,
that's what they say ♪

563
00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:12,623
♪ But I was never meant to fade away ♪

564
00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:14,403
♪ Too much fire, too much fun ♪

565
00:28:14,404 --> 00:28:17,607
♪ But if you can't keep
up, better turn and run ♪

566
00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:19,864
♪ Better lock your
doors, better stay awake ♪

567
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,259
♪ Why should I play nice and obey ♪

568
00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:24,022
♪ You know my name,
yeah, you heard the talk ♪

569
00:28:24,023 --> 00:28:26,954
♪ Now watch me turn it up a notch ♪

570
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,935
♪ Here comes trouble ♪ - Oh my God.

571
00:28:28,936 --> 00:28:31,877
♪ Better step aside ♪

572
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:32,710
♪ One spark ♪

573
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,105
♪ And I ignite the night ♪

574
00:28:35,106 --> 00:28:36,655
Boss, open up the door.

575
00:28:36,656 --> 00:28:37,601
It's important.

576
00:28:37,602 --> 00:28:39,236
We need to talk.

577
00:28:39,237 --> 00:28:40,612
What the hell?

578
00:28:41,556 --> 00:28:43,973
Your boss is a little busy.

579
00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:46,910
Sorry, ladies.

580
00:28:46,911 --> 00:28:49,120
Oh hell no. - Oh hell no.

581
00:28:50,622 --> 00:28:53,556
You better open up this
door or I'mma bust this down!

582
00:28:53,557 --> 00:28:56,516
I wouldn't do that if I were you.

583
00:28:57,575 --> 00:29:02,575
Yeah, you might see some
things you can never unsee.

584
00:29:02,864 --> 00:29:03,654
Do it!

585
00:29:06,613 --> 00:29:07,738
Bitches, out!

586
00:29:09,363 --> 00:29:10,613
She said out!

587
00:29:11,909 --> 00:29:13,446
Did you hoes not hear me?

588
00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:15,358
I said get the fuck out!

589
00:29:15,359 --> 00:29:16,883
We need to talk to our boss!

590
00:29:16,884 --> 00:29:18,767
This is beyond important!

591
00:29:20,664 --> 00:29:23,006
You ratchet ass hoes better run!

592
00:29:23,007 --> 00:29:25,422
I don't wanna see your
face in his place no more!

593
00:29:25,423 --> 00:29:26,255
Come on!

594
00:29:26,256 --> 00:29:27,660
Get the fuck out!

595
00:29:27,661 --> 00:29:30,671
Yeah, you ratchet ass
hoes better never come back!

596
00:29:30,672 --> 00:29:31,895
Get off our boss!

597
00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:32,754
Yeah.

598
00:29:37,003 --> 00:29:39,043
Sorry, I'm gonna need these,

599
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:41,087
because it's perfectly fine

600
00:29:41,088 --> 00:29:45,797
to be a hoe as long as
you're always a safety first hoe.

601
00:29:50,235 --> 00:29:51,836
What the fuck, boss?

602
00:29:51,837 --> 00:29:54,348
We haven't had any
customers in here in weeks,

603
00:29:54,349 --> 00:29:56,142
and we're not making any money.

604
00:29:56,143 --> 00:29:58,491
Yeah, we know you don't
care because all you be doing

605
00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:01,113
is cohorting with random
ass groupies all day.

606
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:06,737
And at this point, if we don't
get any paying customers,

607
00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,938
then Bigfoot Burgers
and Babes is gonna have

608
00:30:08,939 --> 00:30:11,053
to shutter its doors, and you're gonna have

609
00:30:11,054 --> 00:30:13,761
to say bye-bye groupies,

610
00:30:13,762 --> 00:30:15,866
and you're gonna be considered a failure,

611
00:30:15,867 --> 00:30:19,424
and no one wants to a fuck failure.

612
00:30:19,425 --> 00:30:21,892
Yes, really,

613
00:30:21,893 --> 00:30:24,826
but luckily we got a plan bossman.

614
00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:27,685
We are gonna make the
burger joint great again.

615
00:30:27,686 --> 00:30:28,862
Yes, we are.

616
00:30:28,863 --> 00:30:31,763
We're gonna have a celebrity
appearance this weekend.

617
00:30:33,987 --> 00:30:35,237
Leave it to us, boss.

618
00:30:35,238 --> 00:30:36,445
We got this.

619
00:30:36,446 --> 00:30:37,515
She said yes.

620
00:30:37,516 --> 00:30:39,146
Becky Lebow said yes.

621
00:30:39,147 --> 00:30:40,357
She'll do it.

622
00:30:40,358 --> 00:30:43,049
Becky Lebow from Dinosaur Island?

623
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:47,222
That's your favorite movie.

624
00:30:47,223 --> 00:30:48,745
Look, ladies, if we're
gonna pull this off,

625
00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:50,684
we gotta go now.

626
00:30:50,685 --> 00:30:51,517
Go where?

627
00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:52,350
To your house.

628
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:53,824
Why we gotta
go to Dexter's house?

629
00:30:53,825 --> 00:30:55,753
Because she has a swimming pool,

630
00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:57,694
and I'm dying to take a swim, oh,

631
00:30:57,695 --> 00:31:00,202
and because Becky Lebow said
she'll meet us there in an hour

632
00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:02,722
and she's bringing a famous friend.

633
00:31:02,723 --> 00:31:04,418
Heck, say less.

634
00:31:04,419 --> 00:31:05,294
Vamos.

635
00:31:21,429 --> 00:31:24,354
Yes, we're leaving.

636
00:31:24,355 --> 00:31:27,640
Wait, did y'all say y'all are leaving?

637
00:31:27,641 --> 00:31:30,271
Yes, we're leaving.

638
00:31:30,272 --> 00:31:32,738
We've got very important
business to attend to

639
00:31:32,739 --> 00:31:35,199
to save this burger establishment.

640
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,708
Well, if all y'all are leaving together,

641
00:31:37,709 --> 00:31:39,531
who's gonna wait on the customers?

642
00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:42,315
There are no customers.

643
00:31:42,316 --> 00:31:44,744
Hey, I am a customer.

644
00:31:44,745 --> 00:31:45,803
Look at this, look at this.

645
00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:47,358
I'm a customer.

646
00:31:47,359 --> 00:31:50,383
See, the drunk guy
at the bar is a customer.

647
00:31:50,384 --> 00:31:51,716
Just give him a beer.

648
00:31:51,717 --> 00:31:53,342
He'll be just fine.

649
00:31:55,804 --> 00:31:57,721
Hey, where's my beer?

650
00:31:58,991 --> 00:32:00,517
Thank you.

651
00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:04,291
♪ Was it a bubble ♪

652
00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:08,123
♪ Nothing feels so real ♪

653
00:32:08,124 --> 00:32:11,166
♪ Drifting far away ♪

654
00:32:12,144 --> 00:32:17,144
♪ On the sultry thrill ♪ -
Oh, your sugar daddy no more

655
00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:22,430
♪ Every single heartbeat
racing to the beat ♪

656
00:32:24,496 --> 00:32:26,793
♪ Dancing with the daylight ♪

657
00:32:26,794 --> 00:32:28,337
Hey, hoes, get out the pool.

658
00:32:28,338 --> 00:32:29,815
They're here.

659
00:33:49,877 --> 00:33:52,580
Okay, girl, just do it.

660
00:33:52,581 --> 00:33:54,873
Everybody, just sit down!

661
00:34:00,448 --> 00:34:04,237
Well, first off, I'd like to
thank you so much for coming

662
00:34:04,238 --> 00:34:05,702
to our rescue.

663
00:34:05,703 --> 00:34:08,504
Oh, well, I'm all for helping out small,

664
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,329
female-owned businesses
in any way that I can.

665
00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:13,532
But we're not female-owned.

666
00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:17,065
Maybe not if you wanna be technical,

667
00:34:17,066 --> 00:34:19,681
but we are definitely female-operated.

668
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:24,281
100%, all our beast-of-a-boss
does all day is cavort

669
00:34:24,282 --> 00:34:25,755
with harlots.

670
00:34:25,756 --> 00:34:28,865
Hey, who are you calling a harlot?

671
00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:31,569
Not calling anyone a harlot.

672
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,515
I mean, by the way, who are you?

673
00:34:34,516 --> 00:34:36,638
Oh, how rude of me.

674
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,451
I didn't even introduce
you to my partner in crime.

675
00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,638
What, you guys are criminals?

676
00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:43,327
I thought you were
supposed to be celebrities.

677
00:34:43,328 --> 00:34:45,529
They're celebrity criminals.

678
00:34:45,530 --> 00:34:46,518
What?

679
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:49,489
We are not criminals
or harlots, for that matter.

680
00:34:49,490 --> 00:34:53,940
Oh ladies, ladies, we do not
need an episode of bad girls

681
00:34:53,941 --> 00:34:57,593
and no one called you
a harlot or a criminal.

682
00:34:57,594 --> 00:34:58,953
That's not true.

683
00:34:58,954 --> 00:35:01,372
You just called me a criminal.

684
00:35:01,373 --> 00:35:02,440
So did she.

685
00:35:02,441 --> 00:35:05,164
To be fair, I said celebrity criminal.

686
00:35:05,165 --> 00:35:07,641
And you called me a harlot.

687
00:35:07,642 --> 00:35:09,633
I did not call you a harlot.

688
00:35:09,634 --> 00:35:13,037
I said, all our beast-of-a-boss
does all day is cavort

689
00:35:13,038 --> 00:35:14,229
with harlots.

690
00:35:14,230 --> 00:35:17,032
Wow, he's really that horrible a boss

691
00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:19,202
that you call him a beast?

692
00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:21,112
No, we don't call him that.

693
00:35:21,113 --> 00:35:22,268
We call him boss.

694
00:35:22,269 --> 00:35:23,894
We don't call him a beast.

695
00:35:23,895 --> 00:35:25,093
He is a beast.

696
00:35:25,094 --> 00:35:27,636
You mean a beast and burden?

697
00:35:28,937 --> 00:35:33,937
You know, the stone
song?

698
00:35:40,361 --> 00:35:43,738
You know, Debbie had
an affair with Mick for years,

699
00:35:43,739 --> 00:35:45,737
and she almost had his love child.

700
00:35:45,738 --> 00:35:46,570
Almost?

701
00:35:46,571 --> 00:35:48,300
Well, I would've had his love child,

702
00:35:48,301 --> 00:35:51,676
but I had my tubes tied in 1981 instead.

703
00:35:52,831 --> 00:35:54,362
That is fascinating,

704
00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:56,792
and you must tell us all about it later,

705
00:35:56,793 --> 00:35:59,480
but first, who are you again?

706
00:35:59,481 --> 00:36:02,656
Oh, Debbie, tell these
ladies who you are.

707
00:36:02,657 --> 00:36:06,949
Oh, I am Deborah Dutch,
star of stage and screen.

708
00:36:10,693 --> 00:36:13,681
I've been in Bruce Lee
Fights Back from the Grave,

709
00:36:13,682 --> 00:36:16,444
Graduation day, Howard,
the Amazing Mr. Hughs,

710
00:36:16,445 --> 00:36:20,332
The Man Who wasn't There,
Protocol, DC Cab, Torch Play,

711
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:24,164
Miami Vice, Sorority Girls
and the Creature from Hell,

712
00:36:24,165 --> 00:36:26,894
Action Jackson, Haunting
and Morrow, Hard to Die,

713
00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:30,788
Dinosaur Island, Death Dancers,
Vampress, Lady of the Night,

714
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:33,510
Mayan Twister, The Last
Run, Angel of Reckoning,

715
00:36:33,511 --> 00:36:37,553
Hellcats Revenge, Noose
Luck, Meathook Massacre,

716
00:36:38,775 --> 00:36:42,192
and recently, Giantess, Battle of Attack.

717
00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:45,868
I play a foxy boxer.

718
00:36:48,150 --> 00:36:51,569
You see, I wanted to bring
Debbie along, because, well,

719
00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:54,617
I can sing, but I don't really dance.

720
00:36:54,618 --> 00:36:56,938
Debbie, here, is the dancer.

721
00:36:56,939 --> 00:36:59,757
Oh, so you ladies are planning on singing

722
00:36:59,758 --> 00:37:01,383
and dancing for us?

723
00:37:02,695 --> 00:37:06,513
- Isn't that what you want?
- Yes, absolutely.

724
00:37:06,514 --> 00:37:08,773
That sounds fantastic.

725
00:37:08,774 --> 00:37:10,516
But I thought she was just supposed

726
00:37:10,517 --> 00:37:11,873
to appear at the restaurant.

727
00:37:11,874 --> 00:37:16,166
Isn't that what you mean
by a celebrity appearance?

728
00:37:17,136 --> 00:37:18,677
I'm super confused.

729
00:37:18,678 --> 00:37:20,915
Well, singing and
dancing is so much better

730
00:37:20,916 --> 00:37:23,973
than just merely
appearing, wouldn't you say?

731
00:37:23,974 --> 00:37:28,579
Oh, well, I'd say, but we
ladies, we can't really afford

732
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,456
to pay you for your performances.

733
00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:32,054
We're practically broke.

734
00:37:32,055 --> 00:37:33,039
Yeah, that's why we have

735
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,421
to do this whole thing in the first place.

736
00:37:34,422 --> 00:37:36,837
The restaurant has been so dead lately.

737
00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,493
We're not making any money.

738
00:37:38,494 --> 00:37:40,734
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

739
00:37:40,735 --> 00:37:43,026
I'm a professional entertainer,

740
00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:45,655
and I don't do gigs for free.

741
00:37:45,656 --> 00:37:49,478
Ah, come on, Deb, not even
to help out a couple of gals

742
00:37:49,479 --> 00:37:52,571
just trying to make a living
out here in the city of angels?

743
00:37:52,572 --> 00:37:56,819
Chrissy here is my good
friend, and we go way back.

744
00:37:56,820 --> 00:38:00,800
We once successfully
fought off Bill Cosby together.

745
00:38:00,801 --> 00:38:04,556
I'm sorry, hun, but I must be paid

746
00:38:04,557 --> 00:38:06,905
for my artistic expression.

747
00:38:06,906 --> 00:38:10,709
Okay, let us go crunch some numbers.

748
00:38:15,094 --> 00:38:16,969
No, that's too high.

749
00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:20,159
Just one more.

750
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,535
Yeah, that's it.

751
00:38:22,504 --> 00:38:25,501
Okay, so we've gone over our finances,

752
00:38:25,502 --> 00:38:27,917
and with the economy being what it is,

753
00:38:27,918 --> 00:38:32,043
we have agreed to pay
each of you exactly $29.75.

754
00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:36,924
I'll take it.

755
00:38:36,925 --> 00:38:38,378
Better than a kink in the teeth.

756
00:38:38,379 --> 00:38:40,820
We got ourselves a deal.

757
00:38:50,381 --> 00:38:52,522
Oh, my dog, What time is it?

758
00:38:52,523 --> 00:38:53,480
Where's my purse?

759
00:38:53,481 --> 00:38:54,781
Where's my phone?

760
00:38:54,782 --> 00:38:55,976
Where's your brain?

761
00:38:55,977 --> 00:38:57,544
That's not important right now.

762
00:38:57,545 --> 00:38:59,676
I just need my purse and my phone.

763
00:38:59,677 --> 00:39:00,797
What time is it?

764
00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:02,045
It's 4:00 PM.

765
00:39:02,046 --> 00:39:04,967
Oh my God, deb, we gotta go.

766
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,976
I'm late for my mid-afternoon appointment

767
00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:08,686
with my sugar daddy.

768
00:39:11,032 --> 00:39:12,949
Hey, make that money.

769
00:39:18,778 --> 00:39:20,633
This is good, ladies,

770
00:39:20,634 --> 00:39:21,789
really good.

771
00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:23,434
Yeah, it is.

772
00:39:23,435 --> 00:39:26,381
I just love smoking out of my favorite bong

773
00:39:26,382 --> 00:39:29,512
by the pool instead of working.

774
00:39:29,513 --> 00:39:31,073
So relaxing.

775
00:39:31,074 --> 00:39:32,842
She means the plan.

776
00:39:32,843 --> 00:39:34,378
The plan is good.

777
00:39:34,379 --> 00:39:35,312
What plan?

778
00:39:35,313 --> 00:39:37,000
The plan to have celebrities come

779
00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:38,906
to the restaurant and perform.

780
00:39:38,907 --> 00:39:41,866
Oh yeah, yeah, that plan is good.

781
00:39:43,229 --> 00:39:45,656
You know what's really good?

782
00:39:45,657 --> 00:39:48,009
This hybrid strain.

783
00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:49,885
Ooh, this shit smacks.

784
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,525
I didn't even get this
from my usual dispensary.

785
00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:57,485
Maybe I should switch dispensaries.

786
00:39:58,851 --> 00:40:00,080
You know what?

787
00:40:00,081 --> 00:40:01,623
I am so damn high.

788
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:10,105
You know what would
be perfect right about now?

789
00:40:10,106 --> 00:40:11,648
A shot of tequila.

790
00:40:12,829 --> 00:40:14,458
That'd be really rail me out. - Yeah, yeah.

791
00:40:14,459 --> 00:40:16,226
No, no, no, no, no, ladies.

792
00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:18,600
We have to keep our
wits about ourselves, now.

793
00:40:18,601 --> 00:40:20,697
We gotta pull this off.

794
00:40:20,698 --> 00:40:22,769
So when are we gonna
do it, tomorrow night?

795
00:40:22,770 --> 00:40:24,230
We can't do it tomorrow night.

796
00:40:24,231 --> 00:40:25,063
That's Tuesday.

797
00:40:25,064 --> 00:40:29,238
We wanna do it on Saturday so
we can get the weekend crowd.

798
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,551
And get that word out.

799
00:40:31,552 --> 00:40:34,297
Yeah, get the word out.

800
00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:37,257
Yeah, and how are we gonna do that?

801
00:40:38,321 --> 00:40:39,154
What?

802
00:40:40,453 --> 00:40:41,243
Get the word out.

803
00:40:41,244 --> 00:40:42,652
Oh, that's easy peasy.

804
00:40:42,653 --> 00:40:44,688
We just gotta make it kick cock.

805
00:40:44,689 --> 00:40:47,148
Who do we gotta kick in the cock?

806
00:40:47,149 --> 00:40:50,785
No, we don't gotta
kick nobody in the cock.

807
00:40:50,786 --> 00:40:52,534
Oh damn, that's a shame.

808
00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:55,039
Oh, tell us how, Stormy-licious.

809
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,375
What, how to kick someone in the cock?

810
00:40:57,376 --> 00:40:58,473
It's easy.

811
00:40:58,474 --> 00:41:00,951
You just gotta aim properly.

812
00:41:02,156 --> 00:41:03,577
If you want, I can show you.

813
00:41:03,578 --> 00:41:05,196
I used to kick men in the cock for a living

814
00:41:05,197 --> 00:41:07,771
during my dominatrix stage.

815
00:41:07,772 --> 00:41:09,317
You were a dominatrix?

816
00:41:09,318 --> 00:41:10,943
Yeah, sure I was.

817
00:41:12,155 --> 00:41:16,163
How else do you think I paid for Harvard?

818
00:41:16,164 --> 00:41:17,655
So on that note,

819
00:41:17,656 --> 00:41:21,311
I think we need to jump in this dang pool.

820
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:26,354
The last one is is one
broke, bum-ass bitch.

821
00:41:28,270 --> 00:41:30,523
So how are we gonna make this kick cock?

822
00:41:30,524 --> 00:41:31,616
Oh, that's easy.

823
00:41:31,617 --> 00:41:33,555
We ain't gonna make a kick cock.

824
00:41:33,556 --> 00:41:34,907
Huh, we ain't?

825
00:41:34,908 --> 00:41:37,211
I think I could have
stayed in bed, in that case.

826
00:41:37,212 --> 00:41:40,278
No, we ain't gonna make a kick cock.

827
00:41:40,279 --> 00:41:41,773
The kick cock is getting made.

828
00:41:41,774 --> 00:41:44,820
We just need some beautiful
social media influencer.

829
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:51,727
♪ Indica and Sativa ♪

830
00:41:51,728 --> 00:41:55,495
Well, well, well, speak of the devil.

831
00:41:55,496 --> 00:41:56,462
Two devils.

832
00:41:56,463 --> 00:41:59,746
You got yourself two
devils for the price of one.

833
00:41:59,747 --> 00:42:04,289
Devilish little devils.

834
00:42:05,795 --> 00:42:08,545
Girls, we're so happy that you're here.

835
00:42:08,546 --> 00:42:10,260
Now which one of you is Indica

836
00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:11,849
and which one of you is Sativa?

837
00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:16,320
I'm Indica James, I'm a
fashion blogger kick cock star.

838
00:42:16,321 --> 00:42:18,016
I'm Sativa Samsonite.

839
00:42:18,017 --> 00:42:22,517
I have 135 million followers,
and that's just on Insta.

840
00:42:22,518 --> 00:42:25,381
You're both the woman I want to marry.

841
00:42:25,382 --> 00:42:28,682
Oh my God, so sorry about him.

842
00:42:28,683 --> 00:42:32,376
We are so happy that
you ladies could come out

843
00:42:32,377 --> 00:42:34,511
and hype up our man.

844
00:42:34,512 --> 00:42:36,759
Oh, the pleasure is ours.

845
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,725
Yes, it most certainly is.

846
00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:41,685
We want the big dick Bigfoot clout.

847
00:42:46,748 --> 00:42:49,331
Oh, a stage, I adore a stage.

848
00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:55,944
It makes me feel like
the shining star that I am.

849
00:42:58,849 --> 00:43:03,849
♪ One bring tall, the
other brings great fire ♪

850
00:43:05,433 --> 00:43:08,680
Yes, he's sexy beast, we
want you to come over here

851
00:43:08,681 --> 00:43:10,702
and play with us right now.

852
00:43:10,703 --> 00:43:15,745
♪ Indica and Sativa, oh, sweet relief ♪

853
00:43:16,046 --> 00:43:16,947
Okay, start filming.

854
00:43:16,948 --> 00:43:20,174
This is live streaming
on kick cock right now.

855
00:43:20,175 --> 00:43:23,134
♪ You're on kick cock now ♪

856
00:43:23,135 --> 00:43:26,147
♪ Twist your face and show them how ♪

857
00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:28,953
♪ Dance like nobody's watching wow ♪

858
00:43:28,954 --> 00:43:32,062
♪ You're the star, take your bow ♪

859
00:43:32,063 --> 00:43:34,961
♪ You're on kick cock now ♪

860
00:43:34,962 --> 00:43:37,897
♪ twist your face and show them how ♪

861
00:43:37,898 --> 00:43:40,635
♪ Dance like nobody's watching wow ♪

862
00:43:40,636 --> 00:43:43,161
♪ You're the star, take your bow ♪

863
00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:46,707
♪ You're on kick cock now ♪

864
00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:49,415
♪ Twist your face and show them how ♪

865
00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:52,273
♪ Dance like nobody's watching wow ♪

866
00:43:52,274 --> 00:43:55,321
♪ You're the star, take your bow ♪

867
00:43:55,322 --> 00:43:58,233
♪ You're on kick cock now ♪

868
00:43:58,234 --> 00:44:01,100
♪ Twist your face and show them how ♪

869
00:44:01,101 --> 00:44:03,120
♪ Dance like nobody's watching wow ♪

870
00:44:03,121 --> 00:44:05,065
Oh,
what are all these roses

871
00:44:05,066 --> 00:44:06,519
and presents popping up?

872
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,920
Oh, their followers pay a
lot of money to send those.

873
00:44:09,921 --> 00:44:10,967
For reals?

874
00:44:10,968 --> 00:44:12,948
And they get that money?

875
00:44:12,949 --> 00:44:15,182
- No, we don't get the money.
- No, we don't get the money.

876
00:44:15,183 --> 00:44:18,004
Kick cock takes 99 cents of every dollar.

877
00:44:18,005 --> 00:44:19,436
Yes, it really is quite unfair.

878
00:44:19,437 --> 00:44:22,953
That's why we gotta get paid
other ways like promotions.

879
00:44:22,954 --> 00:44:23,786
Well, that sounds

880
00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:26,736
beyond unfair, but speaking of promotions,

881
00:44:26,737 --> 00:44:29,106
aren't you ladies here to
help us promote our event

882
00:44:29,107 --> 00:44:30,344
this Saturday?

883
00:44:30,345 --> 00:44:32,896
I thought that's what we
were here to do right now.

884
00:44:32,897 --> 00:44:35,334
Don't tell me we gotta come back Saturday.

885
00:44:35,335 --> 00:44:37,873
Well, we would
really, really love for you

886
00:44:37,874 --> 00:44:39,936
to come back Saturday.

887
00:44:39,937 --> 00:44:41,477
We don't wanna come back Saturday.

888
00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:43,712
We have way better things to be doing.

889
00:44:43,713 --> 00:44:45,624
We're having a party at the Hype House.

890
00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:48,762
Rumor is that skinny little
rapper with the colorful dreads

891
00:44:48,763 --> 00:44:51,688
who ratted everybody out is coming.

892
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,876
What's his name again, 45?

893
00:44:53,877 --> 00:44:56,437
Oh, you mean the one who
got his ass beat at the gym

894
00:44:56,438 --> 00:44:57,319
in Florida?

895
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,193
Dang, that shit was so fake, but anyways,

896
00:45:00,194 --> 00:45:03,316
to answer your questions,
ladies, yes, you are here

897
00:45:03,317 --> 00:45:05,356
to promote it right now.

898
00:45:05,357 --> 00:45:07,745
So please, ladies, talk about it!

899
00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:10,839
Plug the restaurant and the event!

900
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,772
Okay, so what's the name of this place?

901
00:45:12,773 --> 00:45:15,505
Bigfoot's Burgers and Babes.

902
00:45:15,506 --> 00:45:20,182
The name of the restaurant is
Bigfoot's Burgers and Babes!

903
00:45:20,183 --> 00:45:23,475
Okay, great, say that again
for my 1.5 million followers

904
00:45:23,476 --> 00:45:25,101
watching right now.

905
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:29,781
1.5 million followers
are watching right now?

906
00:45:29,782 --> 00:45:32,574
Well, actually 1.7 million now.

907
00:45:33,808 --> 00:45:36,363
Yes, that's right, folks.

908
00:45:36,364 --> 00:45:38,623
Come on down and visit us

909
00:45:38,624 --> 00:45:42,064
and get your delicious
Bigfoot Burger served

910
00:45:42,065 --> 00:45:43,690
to you by us babes.

911
00:45:45,196 --> 00:45:47,730
Now I'm up to 2.5 million followers.

912
00:45:47,731 --> 00:45:49,774
Dang, I thought Bigfoot was the clout.

913
00:45:49,775 --> 00:45:54,022
It looks like my followers
stumble for bitties and boobies.

914
00:45:54,023 --> 00:45:59,049
♪ Go back in time ♪

915
00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:04,092
♪ I try to change it up, commit a crime ♪

916
00:46:07,118 --> 00:46:11,900
♪ Knowing hindsight is 20-20 ♪

917
00:46:11,901 --> 00:46:14,849
♪ Filled with lies ♪

918
00:46:14,850 --> 00:46:18,642
♪ Just an animal, yeah, yeah ♪

919
00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:30,041
♪ Animal ♪

920
00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:47,965
Ladies, thanks to Sativa
and Indica coming by yesterday

921
00:46:47,966 --> 00:46:49,978
and getting our kick cock party started,

922
00:46:49,979 --> 00:46:52,771
we're up to 69 million followers.

923
00:46:54,106 --> 00:46:56,282
That's like a lot, huh?

924
00:46:56,283 --> 00:46:58,543
Yeah, that's like a lot, a lot,

925
00:46:58,544 --> 00:47:01,261
but now we have to interact with them.

926
00:47:01,262 --> 00:47:02,094
Oh. - Oh.

927
00:47:02,928 --> 00:47:06,162
Oh my God, they have so many questions.

928
00:47:06,163 --> 00:47:07,706
How are we gonna answer all these?

929
00:47:07,707 --> 00:47:09,898
We won't be able to answer them all.

930
00:47:09,899 --> 00:47:11,839
That would be impossible.

931
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,933
It's true, but we could at least try.

932
00:47:13,934 --> 00:47:15,373
I say we get started.

933
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:19,916
Okay, they're asking if
Bigfoot is an expert dancer.

934
00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:29,069
Well, we know he's an
expert at snoring, that's for sure.

935
00:47:29,070 --> 00:47:32,637
Oh, oh wow, they want
us to send them some kisses.

936
00:47:32,638 --> 00:47:34,352
Oh, well, that, we can do.

937
00:47:34,353 --> 00:47:37,747
I am an expert at sending kisses.

938
00:47:37,748 --> 00:47:41,037
Hey, can a hardworking brother get some?

939
00:47:41,038 --> 00:47:43,069
Freddy, stop being a perv.

940
00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:46,677
We are trying to conduct a
serious social media promotion,

941
00:47:46,678 --> 00:47:49,289
not giving out kisses IRL.

942
00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:50,728
Could have fooled me.

943
00:47:50,729 --> 00:47:52,769
Y'all haven't mentioned the event once.

944
00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:57,325
The event, we forgot
to talk about the event.

945
00:47:57,326 --> 00:47:59,040
Dang, y'all need a man in charge

946
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:04,083
to make sure this don't
become no fire island.

947
00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:14,105
Hey, get that ass back in that kitchen.

948
00:48:14,106 --> 00:48:17,081
Whatever you say, mommy, whatever you say

949
00:48:17,082 --> 00:48:19,032
♪ Move your body, move your body ♪

950
00:48:19,033 --> 00:48:20,479
♪ It's time to shine ♪

951
00:48:23,527 --> 00:48:27,213
♪ Let the music take
control and your mind ♪

952
00:48:27,214 --> 00:48:32,079
♪ So let all shake your ass or divine ♪

953
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,264
♪ Move your body, move your body ♪

954
00:48:34,265 --> 00:48:36,527
♪ Tonight, you're mine ♪

955
00:48:36,528 --> 00:48:38,468
And that's what you call

956
00:48:38,469 --> 00:48:41,647
Reverse sexual harassment.

957
00:48:41,648 --> 00:48:44,530
We've been waiting a long time for this.

958
00:48:44,531 --> 00:48:46,095
Not as long as we have.

959
00:48:46,096 --> 00:48:49,042
Not nearly as long as we have.

960
00:48:49,043 --> 00:48:51,633
Okay, here's another great question.

961
00:48:51,634 --> 00:48:54,343
They're asking what's
going down Saturday night?

962
00:48:54,344 --> 00:48:56,202
Oh, I'll answer that.

963
00:48:56,203 --> 00:49:01,245
Saturday night, we are gonna
have two huge sexy celebs right

964
00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:05,170
here on this very stage.

965
00:49:05,171 --> 00:49:07,404
They're asking for who?

966
00:49:07,405 --> 00:49:09,415
They wanna know if it's Beyonce.

967
00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:10,867
Beyonce?

968
00:49:10,868 --> 00:49:13,160
No, no, no, Sorry, Beehive.

969
00:49:14,782 --> 00:49:15,949
Not queen bee.

970
00:49:17,385 --> 00:49:19,473
Oh no, not Kim K.

971
00:49:19,474 --> 00:49:23,091
Oh, our celebs are way hotter than Kim K.

972
00:49:23,092 --> 00:49:26,791
Yeah, we got our own
big sexy celebrity right here,

973
00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:27,834
our Bigfoot.

974
00:49:32,690 --> 00:49:34,523
Show 'em what you got.

975
00:49:35,873 --> 00:49:37,891
Oh, you remember that one.

976
00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:42,851
Yes, it's one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight,

977
00:49:44,098 --> 00:49:49,098
one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, one, two,

978
00:49:49,582 --> 00:49:51,082
three, four, five,

979
00:49:52,311 --> 00:49:53,811
You seeing this?

980
00:49:56,113 --> 00:49:57,987
Oh yes, that is our body.

981
00:49:57,988 --> 00:49:59,395
You know the bounty on
his head the Russians put

982
00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:00,501
out has doubled.

983
00:50:00,502 --> 00:50:02,053
I am not trying to give anything

984
00:50:02,054 --> 00:50:03,690
to the Russians for mere rubles.

985
00:50:03,691 --> 00:50:06,960
The Saudis are offering $2.5 billion

986
00:50:06,961 --> 00:50:08,514
if he is captured the alive.

987
00:50:08,515 --> 00:50:10,380
Well, then I guess
we're gonna deliver him

988
00:50:10,381 --> 00:50:12,065
to the damn Saudis.

989
00:50:12,066 --> 00:50:14,228
It's a shame, though, as I
feel the Russian scientific

990
00:50:14,229 --> 00:50:15,841
community would be the best trained

991
00:50:15,842 --> 00:50:16,941
to do experiments on him.

992
00:50:16,942 --> 00:50:19,162
I don't want to deliver anything

993
00:50:19,163 --> 00:50:20,831
to the Russians at this point.

994
00:50:20,832 --> 00:50:23,267
My people are such bullies.

995
00:50:23,268 --> 00:50:25,268
May I remind you that we are kidnappers.

996
00:50:25,269 --> 00:50:27,340
We're not exactly angels ourselves.

997
00:50:27,341 --> 00:50:29,472
We're all gonna end up
in the same purgatory.

998
00:50:29,473 --> 00:50:30,895
It doesn't matter nothing anyways.

999
00:50:30,896 --> 00:50:33,759
Look, the Saudis are offering
twice their reward money,

1000
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,724
and besides, the Russians
are too busy pissing

1001
00:50:35,725 --> 00:50:38,377
away the rubles trying to kidnap Ukraine.

1002
00:50:38,378 --> 00:50:40,572
I mean, sometimes, you
just have to decide in life,

1003
00:50:40,573 --> 00:50:42,198
Ukraine or Bigfoot.

1004
00:50:43,615 --> 00:50:45,692
They choose Ukraine apparently.

1005
00:50:45,693 --> 00:50:46,575
You're right.

1006
00:50:46,576 --> 00:50:47,793
I know you're right.

1007
00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:48,626
Money talks.

1008
00:50:48,627 --> 00:50:49,459
Rubles just squawk.

1009
00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:51,289
Exactly, I mean, no.

1010
00:50:51,290 --> 00:50:52,560
That's not a saying.

1011
00:50:52,561 --> 00:50:53,393
Well, I just said it.

1012
00:50:53,394 --> 00:50:55,048
So it is now.

1013
00:50:55,049 --> 00:50:57,272
In any case, it looks like we have an event

1014
00:50:57,273 --> 00:50:59,321
to attend this weekend.

1015
00:50:59,322 --> 00:51:01,091
We sure do.

1016
00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:02,003
You think we should pull out the wig

1017
00:51:02,004 --> 00:51:03,423
and mustaches for this one?

1018
00:51:03,424 --> 00:51:06,889
Definitely, it is always
better to er on this side

1019
00:51:06,890 --> 00:51:08,148
of deception.

1020
00:51:08,149 --> 00:51:10,193
Oh, I can't wait.

1021
00:51:10,194 --> 00:51:12,876
That Bigfoot beast ain't gonna
know what hit him this time.

1022
00:51:12,877 --> 00:51:15,752
No.

1023
00:51:47,502 --> 00:51:48,335
ID.

1024
00:52:03,921 --> 00:52:05,504
Have a nice time.

1025
00:52:14,151 --> 00:52:16,597
Well, folks, I know you're
already having a great time,

1026
00:52:16,598 --> 00:52:18,600
but it's about to get even better,

1027
00:52:18,601 --> 00:52:21,819
because it's time for the
Becky and Bigfoot show.

1028
00:52:30,051 --> 00:52:35,051
♪ If I could make a wish, go back in time ♪

1029
00:52:38,024 --> 00:52:42,857
♪ I'd try to change it up, commit a crime ♪

1030
00:52:56,676 --> 00:52:58,775
Okay, now is our chance.

1031
00:52:58,776 --> 00:52:59,608
Don't mess it up.

1032
00:52:59,609 --> 00:53:01,115
No, you don't mess it up.

1033
00:53:01,116 --> 00:53:01,977
I never mess up.

1034
00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:03,379
That's your department.

1035
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:06,339
Quit bitching at me and let's go.

1036
00:53:14,935 --> 00:53:17,381
You got the injection ready?

1037
00:53:17,382 --> 00:53:18,589
That's not it.

1038
00:53:18,590 --> 00:53:20,049
Huh, what do you mean?

1039
00:53:20,050 --> 00:53:21,423
Look at the label, dummy.

1040
00:53:21,424 --> 00:53:23,178
Well, do you have my reading glasses?

1041
00:53:23,179 --> 00:53:24,460
Are these?

1042
00:53:24,461 --> 00:53:27,895
Why do you have to be
so gosh darn incompetent?

1043
00:53:27,896 --> 00:53:30,271
I said reading glasses. - Oh.

1044
00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:37,893
Oh no.

1045
00:53:38,752 --> 00:53:39,788
What is it now, dumbass.

1046
00:53:39,789 --> 00:53:41,443
This is not the tranquilizer.

1047
00:53:41,444 --> 00:53:44,828
This is COVID vaccine booster number 176.

1048
00:53:44,829 --> 00:53:47,276
Idiot, that's what I've
been trying to tell you,

1049
00:53:47,277 --> 00:53:49,690
but wait, it might just be your lucky day.

1050
00:53:49,691 --> 00:53:52,810
I always carry an extra
tranquilizer syringe in my purse.

1051
00:53:52,811 --> 00:53:54,590
Okay, for all intensive purposes,

1052
00:53:54,591 --> 00:53:55,620
this should do the trick.

1053
00:53:55,621 --> 00:53:57,507
I think you mean for
all intense and purposes?

1054
00:53:57,508 --> 00:53:59,925
No, I mean for all intensive purposes,

1055
00:53:59,926 --> 00:54:02,085
because this shit is way too intensive.

1056
00:54:02,086 --> 00:54:04,368
Actually, I'd say it's more
extensive than intensive.

1057
00:54:04,369 --> 00:54:07,173
If anything, it is both
intensive and extensive.

1058
00:54:07,174 --> 00:54:09,306
All of a sudden, nothing is
making any sense anymore.

1059
00:54:09,307 --> 00:54:10,626
What are we talking about again?

1060
00:54:10,627 --> 00:54:13,717
We are talking about
sticking the Bigfoot in the big ass

1061
00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:15,929
with these big ass tranquilizer shots.

1062
00:54:15,930 --> 00:54:18,688
Yes, ass shots, I concur.

1063
00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:19,521
Do you see him?

1064
00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:21,963
No, I don't see him.

1065
00:54:21,964 --> 00:54:23,334
Well, he's probably still in his office.

1066
00:54:23,335 --> 00:54:24,210
Let's go.

1067
00:54:28,127 --> 00:54:33,169
♪ Tired of doing the same
old things day after day ♪

1068
00:54:36,009 --> 00:54:39,217
♪ Try to run, try to hide my fears ♪

1069
00:54:39,218 --> 00:54:44,048
♪ But the world's turned gray ♪

1070
00:54:44,049 --> 00:54:49,091
♪ The scared madness have
come to life wondering who it is ♪

1071
00:55:02,537 --> 00:55:04,617
Where the hell is Bigfoot?

1072
00:55:04,618 --> 00:55:07,309
He needs to get his big
hairy butt on that stage.

1073
00:55:07,310 --> 00:55:09,280
We did not plan this grand finale

1074
00:55:09,281 --> 00:55:10,454
for him to be a no show.

1075
00:55:10,455 --> 00:55:14,011
We got that dope ass
kobi a band and everything.

1076
00:55:14,012 --> 00:55:16,905
Maybe he's in there
humping another groupie?

1077
00:55:16,906 --> 00:55:19,408
I don't know what's going
on right here, right now,

1078
00:55:19,409 --> 00:55:21,634
but I just know something ain't right.

1079
00:55:21,635 --> 00:55:23,371
Let's go get him, that horn dog.

1080
00:55:23,372 --> 00:55:25,072
You mean horn Beast.

1081
00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:27,294
Whatever, horn dog, horn beast.

1082
00:55:27,295 --> 00:55:28,830
We just need to go get his big horny butt

1083
00:55:28,831 --> 00:55:31,697
and put him up there on that stage.

1084
00:55:33,623 --> 00:55:36,934
And now for the surprise
wild card act of the night,

1085
00:55:36,935 --> 00:55:39,933
it's LA's own queen
of rock and roll herself,

1086
00:55:39,934 --> 00:55:41,643
Rock and roll Rocky.

1087
00:55:42,563 --> 00:55:44,938
You ready to rock?

1088
00:55:44,939 --> 00:55:46,871
Come on now, motherfuckers.

1089
00:55:46,872 --> 00:55:50,831
Let's rock!

1090
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:53,033
Rock, rock!

1091
00:55:59,728 --> 00:56:01,061
He's not here.

1092
00:56:02,256 --> 00:56:04,226
What the hell is this?

1093
00:56:04,227 --> 00:56:06,480
I don't know, but what I do know

1094
00:56:06,481 --> 00:56:09,731
is something stinks in
Denmark, that's for sure.

1095
00:56:09,732 --> 00:56:11,768
This is Hollywood, California.

1096
00:56:11,769 --> 00:56:13,406
Denmark is in Africa.

1097
00:56:13,407 --> 00:56:17,292
No, Chrissy, Denmark is in Afghanistan.

1098
00:56:17,293 --> 00:56:18,668
Wait a minute.

1099
00:56:28,062 --> 00:56:32,187
Holy Christmas, they're
kidnapping our Bigfoot!

1100
00:56:33,205 --> 00:56:34,913
Who got him? - Who?

1101
00:56:34,914 --> 00:56:36,789
The evil kidnappers!

1102
00:56:41,254 --> 00:56:42,087
Oh my.

1103
00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:51,125
Help, help, help!

1104
00:56:53,724 --> 00:56:54,860
What's going on, ladies?

1105
00:56:54,861 --> 00:56:55,922
They're kidnapping our Bigfoot.

1106
00:56:55,923 --> 00:56:56,798
Bigfoot!

1107
00:56:57,798 --> 00:56:59,338
Wait a minute, they kidnapped Bigfoot?

1108
00:56:59,339 --> 00:57:00,752
Yes!

1109
00:57:00,753 --> 00:57:01,705
Which way did they head?

1110
00:57:01,706 --> 00:57:02,538
What were they driving?

1111
00:57:02,539 --> 00:57:04,956
North in a black hummer!

1112
00:57:04,957 --> 00:57:06,041
All right, I got my
black and white outside.

1113
00:57:06,042 --> 00:57:07,034
Let's go get those fuckers.

1114
00:57:07,035 --> 00:57:07,910
Come on.

1115
00:57:10,944 --> 00:57:13,444
Hey, can you grab my blicky?

1116
00:58:21,242 --> 00:58:24,513
Get on the ground now,
now!

1117
00:58:24,514 --> 00:58:26,806
Get the fuck on the ground!

1118
00:58:38,830 --> 00:58:40,737
Now I'm gonna turn you to
imbeciles over to my colleague

1119
00:58:40,738 --> 00:58:42,499
from the Culver City PD.

1120
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:43,907
Culver City PD, no, not them.

1121
00:58:43,908 --> 00:58:44,789
They're the worst.

1122
00:58:44,790 --> 00:58:46,209
then you shouldn't have
gotten off of the Slauson exit,

1123
00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:47,502
you dumb asses.

1124
00:58:49,614 --> 00:58:50,913
All right. - Get up.

1125
00:58:50,914 --> 00:58:53,788
I got a swat van pulling up
around the corner right now.

1126
00:58:53,789 --> 00:58:55,970
You two, let's turn them around.

1127
00:58:55,971 --> 00:58:57,013
Culver City.

1128
00:59:01,349 --> 00:59:03,274
Bigfoot, where's Bigfoot?

1129
00:59:03,275 --> 00:59:05,267
Somebody opened this trunk now!

1130
00:59:05,268 --> 00:59:06,776
Somebody get a crowbar!

1131
00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:08,709
Or the jaws of life!

1132
00:59:08,710 --> 00:59:12,531
Or we could just unlock the trunk.

1133
00:59:12,532 --> 00:59:13,991
Yay, it's open!

1134
00:59:16,382 --> 00:59:19,049
Oh my God, boss, are you okay?

1135
00:59:21,102 --> 00:59:24,535
We're sorry that we called
you a horn dog and a pervert.

1136
00:59:24,536 --> 00:59:26,103
Please come back to us.

1137
00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:27,125
Wake up.

1138
00:59:27,126 --> 00:59:29,013
That dude is out cold.

1139
00:59:29,014 --> 00:59:30,789
Please don't die.

1140
00:59:30,790 --> 00:59:32,794
You can't die on this, boss.

1141
00:59:32,795 --> 00:59:33,837
We love you.

1142
00:59:34,966 --> 00:59:37,457
Boss, please, please wake up.

1143
00:59:39,191 --> 00:59:41,566
Wait, everybody, stand back.

1144
00:59:42,493 --> 00:59:45,833
I think I know something that might work.

1145
00:59:45,834 --> 00:59:49,626
Boss, wake up.

1146
00:59:53,330 --> 00:59:56,037
It's alive, it's alive!

1147
00:59:56,038 --> 00:59:57,214
Oh, this is great.

1148
00:59:57,215 --> 00:59:58,820
Do you want us to take
you to the hospital, boss?

1149
00:59:58,821 --> 01:00:02,415
I think we need to
take him to the hospital.

1150
01:00:02,416 --> 01:00:04,209
Oh, this is great.

1151
01:00:04,210 --> 01:00:06,549
I was really dreading all that paperwork.

1152
01:00:06,550 --> 01:00:08,673
Okay, boss, we got
you.

1153
01:00:08,674 --> 01:00:10,378
He wants to go back to the burger joint.

1154
01:00:10,379 --> 01:00:12,556
Yes, he's got a show to do.

1155
01:00:12,557 --> 01:00:14,099
Come on, let's go.

1156
01:00:15,109 --> 01:00:18,034
Gracias, muchas, muchas gracias.

1157
01:00:18,035 --> 01:00:18,910
Gracias.

1158
01:00:20,939 --> 01:00:23,100
Great news, I won't
be eating my blicky at all.

1159
01:00:23,101 --> 01:00:24,440
Look, everybody, he's back.

1160
01:00:24,441 --> 01:00:25,316
He's here.

1161
01:00:26,241 --> 01:00:30,074
Ladies and gentlemen,
I think we've done it.

1162
01:00:31,055 --> 01:00:34,202
He's back.

1163
01:00:34,203 --> 01:00:35,245
Oh, Bigfoot.

1164
01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:43,098
Ladies and gentlemen,
sorry for the delay.

1165
01:00:43,099 --> 01:00:44,335
You'll be so glad you stuck around,

1166
01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:47,090
because for the first time
on stage in the city of Angels,

1167
01:00:47,091 --> 01:00:50,883
we have Bigfoot Burgers
present Smokedogg870.

1168
01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:57,278
♪ Hey, I woke up this
morning bright and early ♪

1169
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,433
♪ I'm feeling good, you know ♪

1170
01:00:59,434 --> 01:01:03,935
♪ Woke up the first thing
I said was, what's up ♪

1171
01:01:03,936 --> 01:01:06,916
♪ I said, I ain't finna worry
about no words today ♪

1172
01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:10,090
♪ It is, I ain't finna
worry about these kids ♪

1173
01:01:10,091 --> 01:01:11,671
♪ I ain't finna worry about nothing ♪

1174
01:01:11,672 --> 01:01:14,027
♪ I'mma say what I wanna say ♪

1175
01:01:14,028 --> 01:01:16,353
♪ And I'm gonna do what I wanna do ♪

1176
01:01:16,354 --> 01:01:18,203
♪ The only thing that I ask for y'all ♪

1177
01:01:18,204 --> 01:01:21,169
♪ is don't bother me, and I
promise I won't bother you ♪

1178
01:01:21,170 --> 01:01:23,351
♪ And think we'll be okay ♪ - We did it!

1179
01:01:23,352 --> 01:01:28,070
We made this burger
joint great again!

1180
01:01:28,071 --> 01:01:30,940
♪ I'm just being real, but I
will not let you ruin my day ♪

1181
01:01:30,941 --> 01:01:34,224
♪ Now I really had a long
week, working hard e'eryday ♪

1182
01:01:34,225 --> 01:01:36,613
♪ Every time I do something,
somebody got something to say ♪

1183
01:01:36,614 --> 01:01:38,077
♪ Saying what I'm doing wrong ♪

1184
01:01:38,078 --> 01:01:39,302
♪ Look, you can move along ♪

1185
01:01:39,303 --> 01:01:40,543
♪ Because at the end of the day ♪

1186
01:01:40,544 --> 01:01:43,835
♪ I'm gonna do what I want
to and move how I want to ♪

1187
01:01:43,836 --> 01:01:46,264
♪ And if you feel some type
of way, do what you going do ♪

1188
01:01:46,265 --> 01:01:48,683
♪ Ain't finna stop doing what
I'm doing for your feelings ♪

1189
01:01:48,684 --> 01:01:51,180
♪ Not talking like I'm doing
too much when I'm just chilling ♪

1190
01:01:51,181 --> 01:01:53,723
♪ So I'm finna go out
and have me a good time ♪

1191
01:01:53,724 --> 01:01:56,147
♪ Shoot to the country
and go to the trail ride ♪

1192
01:01:56,148 --> 01:01:58,544
♪ Pull me up a little
bit of drink in my soda ♪

1193
01:01:58,545 --> 01:02:00,806
♪ And if I take too
many shots in this suit ♪

1194
01:02:00,807 --> 01:02:02,969
♪ I don't care what you
people gotta say to me ♪

1195
01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:05,504
♪ Because I ain't now one
of y'all finna play with me ♪

1196
01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:07,848
♪ And I'm gonna go where I
want as longas I can got feet ♪

1197
01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:09,800
♪ But let tell you a little about me ♪

1198
01:02:09,801 --> 01:02:14,579
♪ I'mma say what I want to say
and I'mma do what I want do ♪

1199
01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:17,464
♪ The only thing that I ask
for y'all is don't bother me ♪

1200
01:02:17,465 --> 01:02:19,352
♪ And I promise I won't bother you ♪

1201
01:02:19,353 --> 01:02:24,102
♪ And our thing will be okay
as long as you stay out my way ♪

1202
01:02:24,103 --> 01:02:26,432
♪ And you can feel how you want to feel ♪

1203
01:02:26,433 --> 01:02:29,240
♪ And being real but I will
not let you ruin my day ♪

1204
01:02:29,241 --> 01:02:33,358
♪ I'mma do what I want to do,
and this goes for you and you ♪

1205
01:02:33,359 --> 01:02:34,627
♪ And you too ♪

1206
01:02:34,628 --> 01:02:36,991
♪ Every day I wake up,
I'm in a good ass mood ♪

1207
01:02:36,992 --> 01:02:38,879
♪ So do not make me lose my cool ♪

1208
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,386
♪ Because I really will act the fool ♪

1209
01:02:41,387 --> 01:02:44,036
♪ Try to walk a mile in my shoes ♪

1210
01:02:44,037 --> 01:02:46,588
♪ And you'll finally understand
I'm just being a man ♪

1211
01:02:46,589 --> 01:02:48,828
♪ And you'll know why I do what I do ♪

1212
01:02:48,829 --> 01:02:50,216
♪ I really can't afford to lose ♪

1213
01:02:50,217 --> 01:02:53,422
♪ I want to, but I just can't move ♪

1214
01:02:53,423 --> 01:02:56,348
♪ Lie, every day I wake
up, the eyes against me ♪

1215
01:02:56,349 --> 01:02:58,035
♪ Will make you think I
want a problem with you ♪

1216
01:02:58,036 --> 01:03:00,470
♪ So can you please let me do my thing ♪

1217
01:03:00,471 --> 01:03:03,067
♪ You play with them but
I don't play those games ♪

1218
01:03:03,068 --> 01:03:06,091
♪ Lie, you can lie about
this, you can lie about that ♪

1219
01:03:06,092 --> 01:03:08,064
♪ But you better not lie on my name ♪

1220
01:03:08,065 --> 01:03:10,289
♪ I'mma say what I want to say ♪

1221
01:03:10,290 --> 01:03:12,702
♪ And I'mma do what I want to do ♪

1222
01:03:12,703 --> 01:03:15,625
♪ The only thing that I ask
for y'all is don't bother me ♪

1223
01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:17,558
♪ And I promise I won't bother you ♪

1224
01:03:17,559 --> 01:03:19,724
♪ And our thing will be okay ♪

1225
01:03:19,725 --> 01:03:22,414
♪ As long as you stay out my way ♪

1226
01:03:22,415 --> 01:03:24,225
♪ And you can feel how you want to feel ♪

1227
01:03:24,226 --> 01:03:27,393
♪ I'm just being real, but
I'll not let you ruin my day ♪

1228
01:03:27,394 --> 01:03:32,145
♪ I'mma do what I want do
and I'ma say what I want to say ♪

1229
01:03:32,146 --> 01:03:35,216
♪ The only thing that I ask
from y'all is don't bother ♪

1230
01:03:35,217 --> 01:03:37,034
♪ And I promise I won't bother you ♪

1231
01:03:37,035 --> 01:03:41,655
♪ And our thing will be okay
as long as you stay out my way ♪

1232
01:03:41,656 --> 01:03:43,897
♪ And you can feel how you want feel ♪

1233
01:03:43,898 --> 01:03:46,721
♪ I'm just being real, but
I will not let ruin my day ♪

1234
01:03:46,722 --> 01:03:49,992
♪ I'mma do what I want to do ♪

1235
01:03:49,993 --> 01:03:51,517
You Russian idiot,

1236
01:03:51,518 --> 01:03:53,383
look at the mess you got us into.

1237
01:03:53,384 --> 01:03:55,216
You're calling me an idiot.

1238
01:03:55,217 --> 01:03:57,746
I'm not the one who
left their ugly purple wig

1239
01:03:57,747 --> 01:03:58,933
right at the crime scene.

1240
01:03:58,934 --> 01:04:00,610
You said that wig looked great on me.

1241
01:04:00,611 --> 01:04:01,594
I lied, okay?

1242
01:04:01,595 --> 01:04:02,427
I lied.

1243
01:04:02,428 --> 01:04:03,260
It's literally what I do.

1244
01:04:03,261 --> 01:04:04,740
I'm an international villain.